Negative effects of hangin' with TO

"Get your ring finger ready, that's right." - Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips

Picture TO standing over the shoulder of Wade Phillips telling him to look into the mirror and repeat the following: "You'd better get your popcorn ready, 'cause it's gonna be a show." That's exactly what I envisioned when I read this little gem. Well, I guess it's time to start disparaging the Cowboys.
Lets analyze your statement, shall we? Judging from the context that it was taken, Wade is confident that the Cowboys are going to be hoisting the Vince Lombardi trophy at the end of the 08 season. There are a few reasons why this statement is flawed.
In order to win the Super Bowl a team must accumulate 3 or 4 (If you play in the Wild Card game) Post season wins. You need to work on just winning ONE! That's right Wade you are currently are suffering from Schottenheimer syndrome. (No disrepect is meant towards Marty Schottenheimer. )
Your quarterback suffers from a similar disease known as, "Can't win the big one syndrome!" To add to Romo's tragic career it has been determined that he's not immune to a strong pass rush, and he is going to see a great deal of that in his own division.
There's only one possible explanation for Wade Phillips' statement, and that is that he has been hanging with TO all offseason. Thus creating a gelatenous buffer in his brain that only allows the most ridiculous and absurd thoughts to formulate. All ability to critically think are supressed by an over abundance of ego, and stupidity.

Jason Garrett, step on up! You are the next seasons head coach on WIN OR ELSE!!

Hi-Larious!!!! (KSK)