Tuesday, February 26, 2008

We're 19 - 0 with John as our Quarterback



People of Chicago your prayers have been answered. You have been provided with The Solution to your Quarterback woes. Meet John Bowen. A humble and fun-loving young man, who's sole purpose in life is to win football games."He's the future of quartebacking!" - Tom Brady New England Patriots Quarterback.

Bio:
Name: John Bowen
Age: 28
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 180 lbs
Experience: 10 Years (John Madden Football)
Scouting: He can do it all!!! His footwork is unmatched, and so is his arm strength. He has pin-point accuracy. He can make any throw that is required of him. John sees the entire field, makes excellent pre-snap reads, and great throwing decisions. His game awareness is unlike anyone who has played the position before him. John is, "The Zen Master of pocket presence" said one NFL Scout. He knows the exactly what to do in the pocket whether that be step up to avoid the rush, roll out, or just scramble when the play breaks down. His awareness of his surroundings is unparalleled. Peyton Manning had this to say in his assessment of John Bowen, "I have a lot to learn from what he does on the football field!" He's mentally and physically tough too. John will stand in there and take the hit to deliver the throw. He doesn't let anything distract him from his craft. He has all the intangibles that you look for in a Quarterback. He is a leader on and off the field. He is what every locker room needs. He's marketable. Simply put, John Bowen is the quintessential gamer!

However John still faces opposition. The Chicago Bears front office is concerned about the Quarterback controversy that signing Bowen will have. He needs your help! Bears fans please, sign this petition letting the organization know that you are tired of the Quarterback Carousel. Let them know that you will not tolerate another year of the papers calling for a change at the position. Bring stability, and a championship to your beloved Windy City. Make John Bowen your next starting quarterback!

1 comment:

Cotter said...

Yeah right dude, 28? Stop lying. We all know you're at least 36.