Cannon Fodder

Ladies and Gentleman, Patriot Fans are at it again! Patriot fans just keep playing with gasoline soaked matches, and wonder why they keep getting burned. If you didn't view the aforementioned presentation, I would like for you to take a moment, and read this Ass Hats closing argument.

"Surely, the Giants played an incredible game. In most ways, I'd say that Coughlin & Co. outcoached and outplayed the Patriots throughout much of the game.

However, as this little photo essay demonstrates, the Giants failed to truly earn this victory - the stole it. Without that pass play, the Giants are facing 4th and 5 from their own 44, if the pass is incomplete, and deeper in their own end if Mannning is sacked - with just 0:59 left on the clock and one play and one timeout. If the penalty is called, it's 3rd and 20 from their own 29, or at least 3rd and 10 from their own 39.

If the officials call either of the facemasks or holding penalties, the Patriots end the season 19-0.

Yet, you haven't heard a peep from the Patriots players or coaches. They accepted their fate with dignity and humility. I'd hate to be on their path next season. We saw how they responded to losing the 2006 AFC Championship game to the Colts. What will happen now after this heartbreaking loss?"

Now, Assume when I ask you a question that I already know the answer. Are you serious? You have got to be a pompous ass clown to say, "In most ways, I'd say that Coughlin & Co. outcoached and outplayed the Patriots throughout much of the game." Then go on to say that the Giants didn't earn it, but in fact they stole it. Your coach has been videotaping the opposition since 2000. When did the Patriots win their first Super Bowl of the Belichick regime? Ohhhhh, I don't know perhaps it was 2002. It's not really a stretch to say that the Patriots have stolen 3 Super Bowl championships!!!

He then proceeds to make his case that the Giants were cheating, and that the officials were colluding with them. He points out that there were several facemask penalties that took place in the last 1:15 of Super Bowl XLII. No, the missed calls did not change the outcome of the game. Plaxico Burress breaking the ankles of Randall Gay's ankles, and scoring the game winning touchdown changed the outcome. Facemask penalties or not, Jarvis Green, Richard Seymour, and Adelius Thomas all had their hands on Manning, but were unable to bring him down. What's that you say??? The reason they couldn't bring him down was that they were being grabbed by their facemask's. If I'm not mistaken, they all got to Eli amidst having their facemask's grabbed. They didn't bring him down, and he was able to complete the pass to David Tyree.

He is right about one thing. Aside from, "King Dick" coach Belichick, the did did handle the loss with dignity, and humility. There is a simple explanation for that. They got outplayed!!!! The New England defense is beginning to show their age. The offense managed a sorry 45 yards rushing, and offered Tom Brady up as a sacrifice 5 times. There is no reason praise the Patriots for not saying anything after the game. That is what they always do. Perhaps their fans should take a queue from their beloved team, and not complain about the game either.

The Patriots played a great game, and deserved to lose Super Bowl XLII. They were outcoached, outplayed, and their fans were outclassed!

P.S.
It was a well put together presentation.

P.P.S I am not the only one who has got something to say about the Patriots.

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